This little newspaper of mine was stitched together in the third person because nothing says “serious professional” like narrating your own life as if you’re a charming mystery novel. Yes, it’s wordy. Outrageously wordy (open it on desktop, you will understand), but hear me out I know hiring managers often have just minutes (sometimes seconds) to glance through portfolios and I wanted to make every one of those moments count, not by shrinking my voice, but by inviting you into it For the rare kind soul who does pause to actually read: consider this a textual buffet, seasoned generously with design dilemmas, human stories, and an alarming amount of masala tea. If you’ve made it this far, your patience deserves a medal or at least a tea on me.